tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71635295603156971352024-03-13T19:16:05.718-05:00Good Stuff for BetteringMrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.comBlogger204125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-84757855487751689372010-08-23T14:25:00.003-05:002010-08-23T16:25:49.839-05:00All I Ever Wanted<a href="http://www.cityofseattle.net/tour/images/pikeplace2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 375px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 250px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.cityofseattle.net/tour/images/pikeplace2.jpg" /></a><br />Vacation!<br /><br />Secret Agent Man and I escaped the brutal August heat in Austin with a trip to Seattle. Even though I've been back a week (ish) already, I am still dreaming of the Pacific Northwest. Perhaps that's why I keep comparing the pile of work I've been managing since our return to the insurmountable Mount Rainier?<br /><br />We enjoyed our trip so much, I am already hoping we go again next August. Really, we plan to win the lottery and buy an August house there. That's right, all summer is too long to live apart from our peeps in ATX, but I think a month would suit us just fine.<br /><br />Here's how it went down:<br /><br />Day 1<br />We arrived at our <a href="http://www.starwoodhotels.com/westin/property/overview/index.html?propertyID=1055">hotel</a>, and were hit with a surprise at check in: the room awaiting us had two full-sized beds. Hmmm, we are not small people--our combined height is nearly twelve feet. We simply don't fit into a full-sized bed. Since we'd booked a king (using miles Secret Agent Man had left over from his days on the road), he asked the clerk to check again. She found us a junior suite! Except: the bed was a queen-sized murphy bed. Yes, a bed that folds down out of the wall. I was suspicious, but she assured us that the mattress was still heavenly, and we checked in. Sure enough, we had to pull our bed out of the wall. But it was as comfortable as a regular bed, and our view was fantastic.<br /><br />As I freshened up, Secret Agent Man decided to do some recon around the hotel. Naturally, this meant he found the pool and hot tub, and then settled into the hotel bar for a beer and a chat up with the bartender. Peter, our very helpful bartender, was wise and knowledgeable about places to go and things to do. We'd already done a lot of research, and had a list of "to do" and "to eat," but Peter was helpful in steering us away from, say, places SA Man had seen on television and wanted to try despite lukewarm reviews online.<br /><br />First stop: <a href="http://tomdouglas.com/index.php?page=ettas">Etta's</a>. We'd made it in time for Crabby Hour, and I'm so glad we did. We ordered several little taste treats, but by far my favorite was the Crab Roll. Secret Agent Man expected something sushi-like from the name, but I thought it would be more like a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_roll">lobster roll</a>. It was, and it was fantastic. Fantastic like I could've eaten two. I wish we'd made more time to eat at Tom Douglas' other restaurants, as I'd heard excellent reports about <a href="http://tomdouglas.com/index.php?page=dahlia-lounge">Dahlia Lounge </a>in particular. Next time!<br /><br />We'd made a plan for the evening based on a Living Social coupon that had come up about a month prior. (What, you don't sign up for groupon and LS (etc.) in cities where you'll be vacationing? Do it!) It sounded weird and fun, and lucky for us, it was both. We scored seats and champagne in the VIP Section at the <a href="http://www.thecancan.com/">Can Can</a>. The service was terrible--luckily we'd followed Peter the Bartender's advice and not planned to order a meal--but the show was very entertaining. It was part Cirque du Soilel, part comedy, part weird stuff. Our front row seats were good (Secret Agent Man got pulled up on stage to shake his booty, a dude swung out over our table on ropes) and bad (one of the fellas flung sweat on my arm, ewwww!), but worth every discounted penny.<br /><br />Day 2<br />What's a trip to Seattle without a visit to <a href="http://www.pikeplacemarket.org/">Pike Place Market</a>? Day 2 happened to be a weekday, and even though the market was crowded, it wasn't unmanageable. We walked around and explored for a while, and all the vendors where we stopped were friendly and chatty. Secret Agent Man was delighted by a go cup of crab cocktail (chunks of fresh crab covered in cocktail sauce, sold by one of the fresh fish vendors), and even though we joined the crowd at the famous fish flinger for a while, we never saw a toss. Perhaps one has to actually purchase a fish to get the flying show? In any case, Secret Agent Man was hungry for crab, and the seafood vendors suggested <a href="http://www.cuttersbayhouse.com/page/home">Cutter's</a>. It was close, but I'd rate it just okay. Everything was fresh, and tasty, but of all the great places we dined during the trip, this one would be my least favorite--simply because the others were all so good.<br /><br />After lunch, we wandered over to the <a href="http://www.seattleaquarium.org/netcommunity/page.aspx?pid=183">Seattle Aquarium</a>. Honestly, we both thought it was boring. Sure, they had the big weird octopus, and the cute seals and otters, but I think we would've enjoyed the place more if we brought or were kids.<br /><br />Luckily, our next stop was a lot of fun: <a href="http://www.undergroundtour.com/">Underground Tour</a>. The tour begins with a 20 minute presentation on why there's an underground to tour in the first place, and the gal speaking to the group was funny and informative. From there, our very large group split into four groups of about 30 - 40 people each. I'd hoped for the same tour guide who started us out, but our tour guide was still entertaining. (Just not "hilarious" like the ticket sellers suggested.) I think next time, we might enjoy checking out the Underworld Tour (same company). <br /><br />Dinner that night was the realization of Secret Agent Man's dream of having a pile of steamed crabs poured on our table for him to eat cave man style. And this is where Peter the Bartender saved the day: he told us that the popular (tourist) choice that Secret Agent Man had seen on tv was not the place for us. Really, he was giving us the one eyebrow of judgement that we even wanted such an option, but whatev. Peter suggested <a href="http://www.pier57seattle.com/fishermans.html">Fisherman's</a>, and it did not disappoint. We ordered the Crab Feast, and we both nearly needed a benedryl at the end to curb the start of an allergic reaction from eating so much seafood. Our dinner started with clam chowder (yum), a bucket of clams and mussles (which I did not try because I prefer not to eat foods that share the same texture as loogies), and the main event: a pile of dungeness, king, and snow crab legs. Here, Secret Agent Man, who in the past has so kindly broken down the crab for me and presented me with lumps of delicious meat, decided it was time for me to learn on my own. Newsflash: breaking apart crab legs isn't difficult. It's just extra nice when someone else does it for you.<br /><br />Day 3<br />This day, we got ambitious. We rented a car (from a convenient location right across the street from the hotel), and drove to <a href="http://www.nps.gov/mora">Mount Rainier National Park </a>for some nature walking. We were armed with Secret Agent Man's gps and my <a href="http://www.frommers.com/destinations/seattle/0032020791.html">list of suggested hikes </a>from Frommer's website.<br />Hey, did you know that national parks often don't have a physical address you can enter into your gps? It's best to find this out before you are on the interstate. Print maps in advance, friends! Still, we made it to the park in time for lunch at the <a href="http://www.coppercreekinn.com/">Copper Creek Inn</a>. The menu is mainly burgers, but mine was delicious, and Secret Agent Man declared his a winner as well. Save room for their blackberry pie, for sure--even if you're like me and say you'll only have a bite or two, trust me when I tell you that you'll end up hoovering up at least half a slice. You need energy for the nature walking, right?<br /><br />We picked an easy trail at Paradise. It turns out, when you are at a higher altitude than normal, and hiking what seems like straight up a mountain, you will be quite happy when you breathlessly reach the scenic falls, even if they're a little crowded. Even if the best view of the falls is down a steep rock staircase that you'll dread climbing back up later. The views were lovely, and the walk back to our car was quite nice (and downhill). Our next stop were the Reflection Lakes. Except, on windy days, the lakes don't exactly reflect. Still, it was a nice walk around the lake, as it was flat and much much less crowded. <br /><br />From there, we considered checking out Sunrise (yes, we entered the park at the opposite end my handy list of hikes suggested), but decided to try and get the rental car back before the place closed at 7. Our drive back, mostly northwest through the park, was lovely. Except where we were driving alongside a steep cliff and could not look out the windows on that side of the car due to extreeme fear. Good times!<br /><br />We didn't feel like venturing too far (or too fancy) from the hotel for dinner, so we went with another Peter the Bartender suggestion and headed over to <a href="http://www.redfinsushi.com/">Red Fin</a>. I'm so glad we did! From our table, we could see over to the bar where the sushi. . .uhh. . .roller? chef? maestro? was putting together rolls and nigiri. The menu had lots of creative roll options, and we arranged our own little taste test to determine which crab nigiri we liked best. (Verdict: king for the win!) We also got to confuse our waitress with our cost guessing game. See, we each guess how much the total bill will cost. Whoever is closest gets to pay. That's right, we are both trying to pay for dinner. This game is much more fun than taking turns or something reasonable like that. And I set a record at Red Fin: I was $.05 off the total. It's like I won both showcases! Yay me!<br /><br />Day 4<br />Our last full day in the Emerald City, boo hoo! We water taxi-ed to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alki_Point,_Seattle">Alki Point </a>to eat and check out the ocean. Brunch at <a href="http://www.saltys.com/">Salty's</a> turned out to be an excellent choice. I'm not normally a fan of a buffet, but there were so many delicious options that we went for it. Once again, Secret Agent Man ate himself into a stupor on crab legs, so even though brunch was not inexpensive, I'd say we got our money's worth. <br /><br />Unfortunately, our day went awry after brunch. Allegedly, there is a free shuttle that drives around the penninsula, dropping water taxi-ers off at various points of interest. We had a shuttle schedule, and were waiting at the appointed stop on time, but no shuttle. We could see the beach from the shuttle stop, what if we just started walking and hopped on the shuttle when it went by? Friends, on an unseasonable hot (90 degree) day in Seattle, you do not want to walk 1.5 miles to the Alki Beach. I know, without the oppressive Texas humidity, it will seem like a good idea. After all, the ocean awaits! But shade along the path does not. If you're pasty pale like me, you're going to want sunscreen, and lots of it. Remember, you will sweat off the sunscreen along your hairline: yes, that's the reason for the sunburn you'll find there later. Your new farmer tan is an added bonus.<br /><br />And then there's the beach. We walked past sand volleyball courts and grassy knolls, all full of beach-goers. We'd read glowing reviews of the fantastic Seattle skyline view from the beach. Nothing prepared us for the actual beach. It was rocks. Rocks the size of my fist and smaller. Rocks! So much for our plan to walk barefoot along the beach, dipping our toes into the Pacific Ocean. Still, we'd come this far. We peeled off our shoes and socks, and gingerly picked our way down to the water line. Guess what? The Pacific Ocean is freakin' freezing. I may have screamed a little bit as the tide came in and covered my feet. Also, as Secret Agent Man observed, the water looked like a mojito. After less than a minute of the Pacific Ocean experience, we hobbled back into our shoes and made for the closest shuttle stop. <br /><br />Frankly, this was mostly a waste of a day. We can look back and laugh--in fact, we laughed at each other on the "beach"--but we won't go back to Alki on our next visit.<br /><br />We hoped to redeem ourselves with our dinner options. SA Man had scored a couple of groupons, and we wanted to try and use them both. We went to the first stop for an appetizer. It was fine, noteworthy mainly because our taxi tried to drop us off at a parking garage. Umm, no thanks. (And I don't remember the name of the place, whoops!) But our late dinner at <a href="http://www.seastarrestaurant.com/">Seastar</a> was a very pleasant surprise. (Also a surprise: the strength of the mandarin orange vodka with fresca cocktails the bartender mixed up for us. I mean, we'd had these before, but Yowza!) Once we were seated, we opted for a starter of crab deviled eggs with bacon. Except allegedly the kitchen was backed up, so they brought us some free crunchy shrimp things (and fresh drinks) that were very tasty while we waited. And then our deviled egg order was mysteriously doubled. I could've eaten my weight in those, so I wasn't too sad when Secret Agent Man could not overcome his dislike of the deviled egg and I ate the remainder of his order. (For the record, he was a good sport about trying the devil egg, in case his love of crab and bacon could overcome his hatred of "the creepy white part" and any use of mustard in the recipe.) For our entree, we split an order of wood-fired (or something or other) king crab legs, and they were not only delicious, but pre-cracked. Did we order dessert? Maybe. Maybe I'd been overserved in the drink department and it's been several days since our return home so I don't recall. I plead the fifth.<br /><br />Day 5<br />We hopped about the light rail train, rode it to the airport, and flew back. The wall of heat and humidity as we walked outside from the baggage claim area, and the interior temperature of the car rivaling the surface of the sun were a friendly reminder that we were home. <br /><br />Ah, vacation! All I ever wanted.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-70948147633576753122010-06-23T16:25:00.004-05:002010-06-23T17:29:20.222-05:00Let it Snow<a href="http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/la/042709trailer-01.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 540px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 409px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/la/042709trailer-01.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;"><em> (photo from apartment therapy)</em></span><br /><br /><div>Secret Agent Man's dad was in town recently, and even though he's been to Austin several times, he decided to focus this visit on eating at restaurants he'd seen on the Food Network or Travel Channel. By "focus," of course I mean that he told us where he wanted to eat, and would not consider other options. That is, until plans were made. Then he read restaurant reviews online and then decided he no longer felt comfortable eating at his original choice, but would rather not actually make a decision on a new plan. It was a long week for Secret Agent Man and his sister. The dad has earned a new nickname in their family: He Who Will Never Be Pleased. I'm just going to call him SpyDaddy.</div><br /><div>SpyDaddy refused to order a cupcake at the <a href="http://www.heycupcake.com/story.html">store</a>, because there weren't any cupcakes on display. (I hear he has written a letter of complaint about the situation, and hopes he can help improve their business with his suggestion.) His <a href="http://www.juaninamillion.com/">breakfast taco </a>was too big. He didn't think <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226229/">the movie </a>he selected at the Alamo Draft House was funny; he hated it. He changed his mind twice about the bbq joint(s) suggested, and we ended up at <a href="http://www.rudys.com/">Rudy's</a>--where he'd (gasp) eaten before. It was time for a shock and awe campaign: it was time to hit the <a href="http://mrsmonkeyproject.blogspot.com/2010/06/best-summer-ever-project-2010.html">Best Summer Ever </a>(Project 2010) list. Time for trailer food and snow cones! </div><div></div><br /><div>We started with dinner at <a href="http://www.mightycone.com/">The Mighty Cone</a>. Hello, hot and crunchy! Naturally, SpyDaddy claimed he was still full from lunch and did not want a cone. He would, however, concede a willingness to eat "a couple" of fries. Secret Agent Man evidently has been down this road before, and he ordered SpyDaddy his own cone of chili-dusted fries. SpyDaddy finished his fries before I was even halfway through my hot and crunchy, and I caught him eyeing our shared fry cone more than once. I gave him my best "back off, dude--those spicy fries are strips of heaven!" look, it seemed to work.</div><div></div><br /><div>Dessert was only a few doors down at the <a href="http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/11/661598/restaurant/South-Lamar/Frigid-Frog-Hawaiian-Shaved-Ice-Austin">Frigid Frog</a>. As it turns out, in the last twenty(ish) years since I last ate a snowcone, things have changed. Ohhhh, how they've changed for the better! Remember when the only snowcone flavors were cherry, grape, and blue? The Frog has easily 40 flavors to choose from. Including a few that freaked me out, like Tiger's Blood. What the WHAT? I suspect that may have been code for cranberry, especially if it's anything like a mystery juice labeled "dragon berry" I drank once. In any case, I wasn't willing to test my cran theory. (Although I encouraged others to drink the Tiger's Blood. Sadly, no takers.) </div><div></div><br /><div>I went with the birthday cake flavor. That's right, a snow cone that would magically taste like birthday cake. When it came out bright yellow, I was leary. You know, don't drink yellow snow? But, cake is delicious! The best kind of birthday cake is yellow! Right?? I went in for a taste and was not disappointed--birthday cake snow cone is some good stuff. </div><br /><div></div><div>But that wasn't the end of the good stuff. No, Secret Agent Man spent a little extra time studying the menu and noticed something I didn't: the Frog will add a scoop of vanilla ice cream to your snow cone. They will bury it inside like a squirrel hides a nut. So when you're eating your snow cone, buckle up. Because surprise ice cream is like Christmas. </div><br /><div></div>And you know even the Grinch's heart grew in the end, right? SpyDaddy had two snow cones, and proclaimed them delicious.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-31348858128926051972010-06-22T15:49:00.004-05:002010-06-22T17:50:51.510-05:00Date Night Date Night<a href="http://vibewsu.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/date_night_movie_poster.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 324px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 480px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://vibewsu.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/date_night_movie_poster.jpg" /></a> One of the items on my Best Summer Ever list was See a Movie at the <a href="http://www.goldclasscinemas.com/Theaters/Austin-Texas.htm">Fancy Theatre</a>. I'd signed up for the fancy theatre "membership" program, so about a month after it opened, they emailed me a free movie ticket. Since tickets are normally $25 per person, I jumped at the opportunity and booked a date night with Secret Agent Man to see <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1279935/">Date Night</a>. We decided to go on a Tuesday, to take advantage of the half price appetizer menu. <div><div><br /><div>Upon arrival at the theatre, the "hostess" checking us in asked if it was our first time, and offered us a table in the lounge, where we could wait and order drinks until our movie started. Drinks! Lounging! Two of my favorite things! Except our movie was scheduled to begin in 15 minutes, and we sat in the lounge for 15 minutes, ignored by the waitstaff. We were confused. And thirsty. Would someone tell us when and where to go to see our movie? Why would the hostess ask us if it was our first time if she wasn't planning to give us any direction other than "have a seat"?</div><div></div><br /><div>We wandered around until we found our theatre, and stood there looking lost until a waiter pointed us to our seats. No one took our order, no one told us how to order. We found a button on the console between our seats that glowed green or red, depending on whether you pushed it. But we had no idea if green meant "go! we're ready to order!" or "go away! we don't need anything!" What about the red "stop what you're doing and take our order!" or "stop walking towards us, we're busy watching the movie" After a good 10 minutes of trial and error, a waiter showed up on red. We ordered a drink each and three appetizers to share.</div><div></div><br /><div>Our drinks came out fairly fast--which was good, since we were parched. But no sign of our appetizers. As the couple in the movie bumbled into more trouble, and acted frantic about their predicament, I became anxious about our food. The movie seemed at least halfway over! We were hungry! </div><br /><div></div><div>And then our bill arrived. Sans appetizers. As Secret Agent Man told the waiter to cancel our order, the appetizers arrived. Finally! We tried to eat quickly, knowing the movie must be nearly finished. Too bad the food was so disappointing. The only dish we enjoyed were the caesar romaine spears. (Exept the chicken portion of that appetizer was cold and rubbery.)</div><div></div><br /><div>At least the chairs were comfortable? Perhaps the staff needed more than a month of experience to keep things running smoothly? We were lucky it "only" cost us about $50 to learn our fancy theatre lesson? In any case, our future movie dates will be at the Alamo Drafthouse. </div></div></div>MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-48391856639697845882010-06-17T16:50:00.003-05:002010-06-17T17:33:34.581-05:00Best Summer Ever Project: 2010In May, I picked up an Austin Monthly magazine that promised a list of 100+ fun things to do over the summer. Yes! Time to kick off the first annual Best Summer Ever Project! Except, a lot of the items they listed included taking your kid(s) to the park or going for a hike. Too bad I don't have kids and don't want to hike in temperatures above 85 degrees.<br /><br />Evidently, I needed to fill my own summer with fun. I stole a few things off their list, and added some of mine. Secret Agent Man is helping contribute to the list (and the fun), so with his help, I think we might just reach 100+ items. We've even started crossing items off the list. . .and it has been a pretty great summer. <br /><br />Here are some of my Best Summer Ever Project: 2010 objectives:<br /><br />Take a <a href="http://www.austincosmiccowboy.com/">Cosmic Cowboy Tour</a><br /><br />Play skeeball at <a href="http://www.thehighball.com/">The Highball</a><br /><br />Eat & drink German style at the <a href="http://www.walburgrestaurant.net/">World Famous Walburg Restaurant</a><br /><br />Borrow the niece (his) and nephews (mine) for a <a href="http://www.littleloungelizards.com/">Little Lounge Lizards Dance Party</a><br /><br />Taste test snow cones around the city<br /><br />Take a <a href="http://www.utexas.edu/tours/prowl/">UT Moonlight Prowl </a><br /><br />Eat some quality baked goods from <a href="http://www.naegelins.com/">Naegelin's Bakery</a>, the oldest bakery in Texas<br /><br />Attend a Round Rock Express game<br /><br />Play a round of Peter Pan Mini Golf<br /><br />Taste test frozen yogurt around the city<br /><br />Watch a movie at the Paramount, during the <a href="http://www.austintheatre.org/site/PageNavigator/shows_events/films">Summer Film Series</a><br /><br />Cheer for the home team at a <a href="http://www.texasrollergirls.org/">Texas Rollergirls </a>match <br /><br />Free <a href="http://www.yogateacher.com/text/yoga/moon.html">Full Moon Yoga </a>(umm, not exactly what it sounds like)<br /><br />Eat ice cream and pet goats at <a href="http://www.sweetberryfarm.com/">Sweet Berry Farm</a><br /><br />Rock & roll at the <a href="http://www.yelp.com/events/austin-second-sunday-sock-hop-shangri-la">Second Sunday Sock Hop</a><br /><br />Try our luck at <a href="http://austinist.com/2010/05/19/drag_queen_bingo_tonight_at_jos_dow_8.php">Drag Queen Bingo</a><br /><br />Watch the sun set at <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/dry-creek-cafe-and-boat-dock-austin">Dry Creek Cafe</a><br /><br />Cupcake Taste Test (although I think I've already tried enough varieties around town to guess my <a href="http://www.polkadotscupcakefactory.com/">favorite</a>)<br /><br />Eat pie at <a href="http://bluebonnetcafe.net/">Blue Bonnet Cafe</a><br /><br />Tour <a href="http://www.bluebell.com/">Blue Bell Creamery</a><br /><br />Feel the thunder at <a href="http://www.thunderhillraceway.com:8082/">Thunderhill Raceway</a><br /><br />Watch a movie in <a href="http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/parks/pools_special.htm">Deep Eddy Pool</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/union-underground-austin">Bowl & Glow</a> at the UT Union<br /><br />Eat trailer food (I have a list of places to try)<br /><br />See a movie at the <a href="http://www.goldclasscinemas.com/Theaters/Austin-Texas.htm">fancy theatre</a><br /><br />Go on vacation someplace <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle">cool</a><br /><br />Try out new (to me/us) restaurants on the cheap (Dear Groupon & Living Social, thank you for your assistance in this option) Right now, we have plans to check out <a href="http://www.zootrestaurant.com/">Zoot</a>, <a href="http://www.stonehousevineyard.com/">Stone House Vineyard</a>, and <a href="http://www.mansionatjudgeshill.com/Dining">Mansion on Judge's Hill</a>.<br /><br />Twenty-seven items on that list, and there are still more that we crossed off before even putting them on the list. Best Summer Ever! Updates to follow. I just planned your next 20 date nights, didn't I? You're welcome.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-15890225105221650372010-05-20T10:34:00.000-05:002010-05-20T10:35:16.550-05:00Pillow TalkI told him I loved him.<br /><br />He said "thanks for sharing."MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-17374913326816682922010-05-10T15:03:00.004-05:002010-05-10T16:57:42.519-05:00Vacation, All I Ever WantedSecret Agent Man loves the Austin Omni hotel; he's all about the rooftop pool and hot tub. So for one of his birthday presents, I gifted him a night at the hotel. Not as over-the-top for 1 of 30+ birthday gifts as one might imagine; I have an occasional talent for finding cheap hotel rooms, and I struck gold for this past weekend.<br /><br /><br />We'd been anticipating our in-town retreat for a couple of weeks. Would we close the curtains, crank down the a/c, hang out the privacy sign, and open the door only for room service deliveries? Would we hot tub until our sunscreen cooked off, leaving us raisin-y and blistered?<br /><br /><br />Nope. Recent events along the Gulf Coast gave us a better idea: we would eat seafood like it was our job. That's right--a self-guided downtown seafood tour.<br /><br /><br />We began our work at lunch on Saturday, at the <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/turf-n-surf-po-boy-austin">Turf and Surf Po' Boy Trailer</a>. We were their only customers at 1pm, and the gal taking orders was really helpful with suggestions. (Especially since I was so hungry, I could only manage to answer "something delicious" when she asked us what we were in the mood for.) Shrimp Po' Boys with sweet potato fries saved the day! Yum; we're definitely going back there.<br /><br /><br />Checked in to the hotel. . .and waited for The Sister to show up with her family. Oh, right, we had a pit stop on our seafood tour, and it was The Sister (+ fam) who wanted to swim at the hotel. Who knew I would get to bust out with the out-awesome-ing so soon? Lucky me! How did I get so lucky? Evidently, when Secret Agent Man told his sister of our hotel plan, she suggested they come over for a swim. He was smart enough to chat with me about the idea before telling her yes, but I was not smart enough to straight up tell him I wanted him all to myself for the weekend. Instead I said "Sure! Who wouldn't want to swim on the roof! It will be fun!" Really, I was torn. I want to be awesome, and The Sister fam had a rough week--among other things, they had to say goodbye to their beloved sixteen year-old kitty. I even heard myself saying "Should we get them a special treat to cheer them up?" Shut up, self! Shut up! He decided the special treat was that they were coming to swim at our hotel. My special treat was the news that the rooftop hotel pool had a bar!<br /><br /><br />The rooftop bar had extra delicious frozen drinks, an entire bachelorette party, and an entire bachelor party unrelated to the bachelorette party. The hot tub was full of dudes passing around a box of Cheez-its and hollering at the sunbathing ladies. Even when Sister hopped in the hot tub with Delightful Niece, the dudes didn't clear out--they just offered to share the Cheez-its. Such nice young men after all!<br /><br /><br />Secret Agent Man had offered Sister + fam an hour-long visit, and sure enough, they cleared out in a timely manner. It's almost a shame, really, since I was just reaching the height of my awesome-ness. Either that, or I was too full of tasty frosted adult beverages to care. Secret Agent Man and I walked a fine (crooked) line between continuing to hang poolside and actually taking our seafood tour. But a shower and nap later, we hit the streets. We were on a mission!<br /><br />We hit <a href="http://www.mccormickandschmicks.com/">McCormick & Schmick's</a> first. Did you know that many downtown Austin restaurants offer happy hour specials, even on Saturdays? And that offer includes lower-priced appetizers? Our jumbo shrimp cocktails were very good, even though our waitress did not know if our shrimps came from the Texas coast. (What's the point of eating seafood like it's our job if we're not buying "local"? Oh right, seafood is delicious.) The shrimp ceviche was pretty good, but not remarkable. And, to her credit, the waitress warned us that it wasn't her favorite. My <a href="http://www.drinknation.com/drink/john-daly">John Daly</a> was very tart, and delicious. <br /><br />Next stop, <a href="http://trulucks.com/">Truluck's</a>. Except we walked the wrong way and ended up several more blocks from our intended destination. Secret Agent Man has been (not so) secretly wanting to try out a <a href="http://www.capitalpedicab.com/">pedicab</a> ride, so we hopped in one and rode to our desination in (tricycle) style. Since we'd just chowed down on shrimp, we mixed it up with a Super Jumbo Lump Crab Cake, which we split. Friends, that crab cake was a slice of heaven. It was the best in the world. It had barely any filler, and they weren't kidding around about the Super Jumbo Lump business. I will dream about it at night.<br /><br />After Truluck's, we decided our food to drink ratio needed improving. <a href="http://www.cubalibreaustin.com/">Cuba Libre </a>was nearby, and also nearly deserted--it was, after all, well before dark. Their sign in front boasted the Best Mojito in Texas, and we needed to find out for ourselves. Except, have I ever had a mojito to compare? No. But I am pleased to report that their mojito tasted exactly like a piece of spearmint gum. <br /><br />As it turns out, <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/maria-maria-austin">Maria Maria </a>is practially next door to Cuba Libre. Hello, white sangria! Hello fruit salad in a glass! I was delighted to discover that my white sangria would include a surprise combination of fruits, depending on the bartender. I was only able to test my theory during two rounds, but in that time I was also able to consume several cherries, a strawberry, and an orange slice. Yum! The live music started not long after our arrival, and featured a lady member of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-Funk">P-Funk</a>, who Secret Agent Man had seen the week prior with George Clinton. We found out later that the lady P Funker was also part of the cast of the inaugural season of "Flavor of Love." Too bad she/her band were terrible. Probably from all the ganja.<br /><br />Somehow we made our way to our (planned) final stop: <a href="http://www.eddiev.com/">Eddie V's</a>. Actually, I know how we made our (drunken) way: pedicab! I was ready to be impressed by Eddie. I'd heard stories of seafood towers and celebrity sightings. Yet. . .my crab cake disappointed. Sure, it was tasty, and the sauce was good. But it was no World's Greatest Super Jumbo Lump Crab Cake. Secret Agent Man did love his crab claws, though. It just wasn't the perfect end to a fantastic evening. What to do??<br /><br />Walk back to Truluck's and order up a slice of heaven, of course! What better way to end the evening than with another Super Jumbo Lump Crab Cake?? Since the kitchen was closing (whoops! time flies when you're having fun!), and we were the last order in, the bartender chatted us up a little bit, and even brought over some free cosmos that someone accidentally left in the freezer. I think they were accidentally left in the freezer because they were awful. Or full of roofies. Either way, we made it back to the hotel (thanks, pedicabber!) and turned in.<br /><br />We ended our seafood tour with brunch at one of our semi-regular haunts on Sunday: <a href="http://www.shuckshack.com/">Shuck Shack</a>. Dear Shuck Shack, please cut back on the spicey in the Eggs Etouffee for next time. Is your cook new? Let's go back to the original recipe, which we love and miss. P.S. Your cafe au lait is delicious, and I would like an i.v. of that creamy goodness, so please get on that. XO, Guava.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-70715259899174939282010-05-04T16:34:00.003-05:002010-05-04T17:34:58.897-05:00The SisterOne of my favorite things about Secret Agent Man is his close relationship with his family. He's best friends with his sister, who lives in Austin with her husband of 10+ years and their almost 4 year old daughter. He spends a lot of time with Sister, and I know her seal of approval is really important to him. . .as he mentioned to me before I met her for the first time. At her own birthday party. Hours after she found out that he was dating someone new. I also know that she really liked his ex, hoped the ex was The One, and was sad when things didn't work out. She wants cousins for Niece, since Niece will be an only child.<br /><br />So it's not surprising that Sister seems to hate me.<br /><br />On Easter, Secret Agent Man and I met Sister & family at their church for the children's service. We arrived early, in our Easter finest, and saved seats. Secret Agent Man's mom was visiting Austin--I'd met her a couple of days prior at a family dinner--so we took up pretty much an entire row. After the service, they realized that Niece's little school friend was sitting behind us with her mom, so they all joined us outside for the obligatory photos. As we walked outside, I ended up walking next to Sister in the hallway, a little ways behind the girls, who were busily escorting Secret Agent Man. Sister looked over at me, smiled, and said, "Oh look, you and Little School Friend are wearing the same dress! Ha ha!" <br /><br />Umm, excuse me? I most certainly was not wearing the same dress as a four year old. Yes, I was wearing a dress. My dress was white, with various shades of blue on it, concentrated around the waist and upper portion of the skirt. I bought it a couple of years ago at Ann Taylor, and if Secret Agent Man is to be believed, I looked great. Little School Friend was wearing a dress that was solid blue with white flowers all over it. She wore a fluffy petticoat underneath. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??<br /><br />Yet instead of giving Sister the ol' "Why The Face?" I chuckled. Like why should I care that Sister thinks I'm dressed like a four year old? Oh, ha ha, what a funny comparison, sister! You're so clever for noticing we both had white and blue on our Easter dresses! Clearly, I'm totally over the slight. I am certain I was smiling brightly in the photos we took not five minutes later. <br /><br />Their traditional Easter lunch is P.F. Chang's. Did you know P.F. Chang's is nearly deserted on Easter Sunday? Now I do. Upon arrival, their mom excused herself to the ladies room while we got seated. Secret Agent Man asked his sister where we should sit. Sister directed me to the seat next to the mom, which caused Secret Agent Man to joke "You're making her sit next to Mom? What, do you hate Guava?" Sister looks at me, pauses, and then laughs. LAUGHS. <br /><br />I laughed too, obviously. The idea of Sister hating me is hiiiilarious.<br /><br />I've since decided that Sister is no match for me. I've abandoned my plan to kill her with kindness. Instead, I will just out-awesome her. That's right. She will be helpless to resist me. I will be the Ninja of Awesome. My ways will be mysterious, crafty, and secretive. I just need to get Secret Agent Man on board. . .without him realizing it. He has so far foiled my dastardly plot by not buying his niece a pinata and letting me fill it with treats for Cinco de Mayo. (Uhh, exploding confetti eggs in Sister's yard, anyone? That's fun for everyone, right??) But the awesome-ness, it will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-181994203050496412010-04-19T13:32:00.002-05:002010-04-19T14:12:37.207-05:00Pioneer DaysDear 10-month old Refrigerator,<br /><br />I thought you'd be happy when I cleaned you out on Saturday afternoon. Okay, sure, I left behind a covered bowl of pasta salad that was beyond its best days, but you knew I'd take care of that on trash day, right?<br /><br />Were you jealous that I went out for a fantastic dinner date at <a href="http://www.hudsonsonthebend.com/main.php">Hudson's</a> on Saturday night, instead of staying in to cook? I know, we went on and on about that delicious cheese sauce. . .err, chipolte beer blanc on the venison and the fish. . .ooooh, the pecan crusted snapper atop corn bread pudding! I dreamt about that corn bread pudding on Saturday night.<br /><br />That's right, I said it: I dreamt about restaurant food while you compressed your last ice-cold breath. You tried to tell me on Sunday morning, with your little puddle under the ice maker. But I didn't see the signs--I thought I'd just splashed some water on that little shelf, so I dutifully soaked it up and went along my way.<br /><br />Okay, okay. "Along my way" was out to brunch. I didn't know the <a href="http://www.originalpancakehouse.com/">Original Pancake House</a> wasn't the original! I mean, if something is an Austin original, and happens to have tasty pancakes, it's kindof my duty as a good citizen and buy local, right?? My helpful Secret Agent Man pointed out that he enjoyed those same tasty cakes all over his old stomping grounds. At least you were spared the post-brunch bragging on how much we once again enjoyed a meal that didn't have home field advantage.<br /><br />At least I heard your drips later that afternoon! Alas, by then it was too late. My ice-maker ice melted. My frozen foods sweat without your icy embrace. And your fridge side fared no better; my butter softened, my cheese ripened. <br /><br />Then, finally then, I knew. Your carefree days of crushing ice for margaritas were over. Were we through for good? <br /><br />I consulted your appliance overlords. They offered to send a repair man as soon as possible! Rejoice! Refreeze! Refrigeration! Except. . ."as soon as possible" in their repair world is Wednesday. Wednesday?! As in, three whole days after your untimely death? Should I be expecting an appliance miracle?<br /><br />What will be a miracle is if the repair person shows up on time, after actually calling me to tell me he's on the way. And is then able to resuscitate you quickly and easily. Because I am afraid that I may have a few extra days of pioneer-style living in my week, if we get down to any ridiculous parts-ordering nonsense. Do you know I'm getting my milk at Starbucks these days, Refrigerator? My sweet Secret Agent Man is bringing just enough dinner over so we don't have leftovers, Fridge! I'm putting you on notice: get back in the game by Wednesday afternoon, or I'll be chillin' with your brand new (owed to me under warranty, dang it!) replacement.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-59497109318697117202010-03-31T17:00:00.004-05:002010-04-01T16:08:27.200-05:00Better to Give<a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/04/presents.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/04/presents.jpg" border="0" /></a> I love to give presents. I like to think about The Perfect Gift, search out unique options, and buy cute wrapping paper. I like to tell people what they should buy for others when they don't have their own ideas.<br /><br /><br /><br />One of my dream jobs would be Personal Gift Shopper. Especially if I was employed by the very wealthy for an embarrassingly high salary. But who wouldn't like that job?<br /><br /><br /><br />My Secret Agent Man has a birthday about two weeks after Valentine's Day, and after he told me my V-Day gift was the best present he'd ever received, I was officially stumped on a birthday present. What could possibly top brass knuckles and a handmade book of 100 of my favorite things about him?<br /><br /><br /><br />I started brainstorming, and came up with a few so-so ideas. Finally inspiration struck during a rerun of Entourage. (A show I never watched until we started dating.) One of the characters is trying to figure out what to get his girlfriend for her birthday, and he wants to really impress her, since they just started dating. Another character gives him excellent advice that boils down to this: choose a gift that shows the person that you are paying attention to the details of their life.<br /><br /><br /><br />I decided to give Secret Agent Man one gift for every year he's been alive.<br /><br /><br /><br />Yes! I could do it! I had two weeks, a set budget, and the internet. What could be so hard about finding not one, but <em>over thirty</em> great gifts?<br /><br /><br /><br />First, I made a list of "free" things I could give him: a home cooked dinner, secret naughty things, his own drawer in my bedroom, his own key.<br /><br /><br /><br />Then I thought about places he likes to go, and bought him $5 or $10 giftcards for: a <a href="http://www.starbucks.com/">venti soy vanilla latte</a>, a <a href="http://www.kickbuttcoffee.com/">coffee from a place </a>near his place, a <a href="http://www.flightpathcoffeehouse.com/">coffee and bagel </a>in his 'hood, a slice of <a href="http://www.thecheesecakefactory.com/">cheesecake</a>, his favorite <a href="http://www.fiveguys.com/home.aspx">burger</a>, a <a href="http://www.maki.us.com/">lunch place </a>near his office, an after-bar <a href="http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/eat/mcdonalds_menu.html">treat</a>, and a <a href="http://www.amysicecreams.com/#/home/">pint</a>.<br /><br /><br /><br />Sticking with the food theme, and working with the timing, I also planned an Austin Restaurant Week <a href="http://www.iiiforks.com/">date</a>, and lucked into a deal for a half price tasting menu <a href="http://www.hudsonsonthebend.com/updateflash.php">date</a>. I picked up some of his favorite snacks (2 different kinds of olives and salty cashew nuts) and a few things to help put together his favorite drink (small bottle of absolut, orange squeezer). I tracked down a delicious version of his <a href="http://www.dublindrpepper.com/">other favorite drink</a>, and bought <a href="http://www.realalebrewing.com/beer_styles.php">a six-pack of a beer </a>I knew he enjoyed.<br /><br /><br /><br />And I was over halfway there!<br /><br /><br /><br />I did have to think of a few random things that I don't remember without looking over my list, but I vaguely recall a small box full of gum (as a joke about date #3, where we spent the end of the evening having a bubble-blowing contest in my driveway) and a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Swedish-Firesteel-Model-Black-Handle/dp/B0013L2DKU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&qid=1270076354&sr=8-1">firestarter</a>.<br /><br /><br /><br />I had to get a little bit random with: a luck token, lottery tickets (quick pick + scratch off), bacon chapstick, and soaps shaped like tiny hands.<br /><br /><br /><br />I went sentimental and: framed a copy of our "prom photo" from New Year's, bought a small photo album and promised to take pictures at his birthday party.<br /><br /><br /><br />A week before his birthday, he made an off the cuff comment about wishing there was a one day ninja training class in Austin. Oh really? How about <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ask-Ninja-Presents-Handbook-Forward/dp/030740580X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1270075942&sr=8-1">a book</a>, nunchucks, and a nunchucks training video?<br /><br /><br /><br />And finally, something I knew he really wanted but would never buy for himself: the first season of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Jersey-Shore-UNCENSORED-Amazon-com-Exclusive/dp/B00359F6P2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1270076221&sr=1-1">Jersey Shore</a>.<br /><br /><br /><br />I couldn't wait for his birthday! So I started giving him gifts a couple of days in advance. Each was numbered, but I didn't tell him why, or how many gifts to expect. And the night before his birthday, after I knew he was asleep, I made like Santa and left him a pile of presents. The next morning, I was as excited as if it were my own Christmas morning.<br /><br /><br /><br />He told me it was his best birthday ever, better than last year when he spent his birthday weekend in Vegas with his family and all his best friends. Success! Except now I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to get him one of <a href="http://www.jmautodeler.com/shop/images/El%20Camino.jpg">these</a> or one of <a href="http://jonbryan.com/uploads/Picture21SailfishOnWall.jpg">these</a> for Christmas to top the birthday gifts. Better start keeping an eye on craigslist.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-58662101480510359372010-03-10T16:25:00.006-06:002010-03-11T14:49:57.027-06:00All the Single Ladies<a href="http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/19/a/AAAAAg1wC_AAAAAAABmsZA.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 283px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/19/a/AAAAAg1wC_AAAAAAABmsZA.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />I vaguely remember a movie (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0256415/">Sweet Home Alabama</a>, maybe?) where the main fella takes his lady into <a href="http://www.tiffany.com/">Tiffany</a> and suggests she pick out her own engagement ring.<br /><br /><br />That is not my life.<br /><br /><br />My XH surprised me with an engagement/wedding ring set; one that I had never seen previously, much less picked out. At the time, I hadn't even been ring shopping with girlfriends who wanted to think of options to pass along to their own fellas. Only one of my close friends had married, and she picked out her ring in Chicago's Diamond District. Over the years, I've since shopped with one of my girlfriends for an engagement ring, and been her "go-to guy" to point her fiance in the right direction when the time came. That shopping excursion consisted of one trip to <a href="http://www.russellkormanjewelry.com/">Russell Korman</a>, and an extended conversation with the lady behind the counter, who was wearing the biggest, flashiest engagement ring I had/have ever seen.<br /><br /><br />So, Secret Agent Man and I spent part of our trip to Vegas walking around the strip to different casinos. The weather wasn't great--a little grey and drizzly--so we spent more time indoors than out. Our last stop one afternoon was the Bellagio. If you haven't been, I definitely recommend checking it out. The Bellagio has beautiful <a href="http://www.chihuly.com/glass.html">Chihuly Glass </a>installations, a superb Absolut Screwdriver, and a Tiffany & Co store. Until that afternoon, I only knew about the first of those attractions.<br /><br /><br />Did you know that when you're gambling, a waitress brings you free drinks? If Secret Agent Man is going to gamble, he is most likely to sit down for a game of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pai_gow_poker">Pai Gow</a>--another mystery to me pre-Vegas trip. Ever the gentleman, he made sure to include me on his drink order. One for him, one for me.<br /><br /><br />He's played enough to know when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em (and when to walk away, and when to run), so we didn't spend a lot of time at the table. We walked around the hotel a little bit, looked at more art, and before I knew it, we walked right in to Tiffany & Co.<br /><br /><br />And he said something to the lady behind the counter.<br /><br /><br />And she reached underneath the glass and pulled out a <a href="http://www.tiffany.com/Engagement/Item.aspx?GroupSKU=GRP10006#f+0/1003/0/0/0/1003">very shiny engagement ring</a>.<br /><br /><br />And I put it on.<br /><br /><br />To be honest, I'm not really sure what happened next. My brain was too busy shouting "what the. . .WHAT??" and also "OOOOHHH, SHINY!" for me to hear any actual words exchanged in the real world. It soon became clear that the lady had handed me a different ring than Secret Agent Man had asked for, because she handed me <a href="http://www.tiffany.com/Engagement/Item.aspx?GroupSKU=GRP10003#f+0/1003/0/0/0/1003">another one</a>. And I put it on!<br /><br /><br />I was so bedazzled by the shiny that it took me a minute or so to notice that they were both looking at me, expectantly. Like they were waiting for me to say something. Since my mind was still blank, I ended up blurting out a really, really romantic "You are so drunk. He's drunk!"<br /><br /><br />I am all about keepin' it klassy, friends.<br /><br /><br />He wasn't drunk. The lady had asked me if I preferred the rectangular or the square. Oops.<br /><br /><br />Now, I'm not the type of person who ever dreamed about a specific "perfect" wedding or even played bride when I was a kid. Even going through wedding planning, and reading magazines, I still didn't get caught up in it. I'm an event planner: I planned my event. I never looked at rings, and didn't imagine myself with anything different than I had. Until I didn't have it anymore. Eventually, I realized that I do want to marry again. (One last time!) I let myself hope a little bit that it could happen for me, and had a few tiny imaginings about what I might want.<br /><br /><br />Like maybe I might like an emerald cut diamond. Something rectangular.<br /><br /><br />Imagine my surprise when that's exactly what the lady handed me! Evidently, Secret Agent Man had browsed Tiffany a time or two, had seen the square-stone ring, and liked the look of it. I guess he thought it would be fun to see how it looked on his lady. It was so shiny! I think they put enormous diamonds in the rings out for show behind the counter to lure a fella in to buying something bigger than he might ordinarily. The lady got a little pushy with him about sales tax in LV being less than sales tax in Texas, and she suggested that she would go ahead and write down the details for the ring I liked best, "just in case." I am pretty sure I gave him the crazy eyes right about then. Our 18th date was turning into quite an experience.<br /><br />After my try-on, we went for gelato and back to the hotel room for a pre-dinner nap. As we were getting ready for dinner, he asked me how much engagement rings cost. I told him they cost what a person can afford. He wondered if that meant they might cost as much as his car, when he bought it new a few years ago. Ummm. . .what??<br /><br />That's right, apparently the ring I tried on and liked best cost <em><strong>five figures</strong></em>. And the first number of the price was not a 1 or 2. I told him that was insane, and we had a little chat about how stores other than the big T have pretty rings that would probably cost less because they aren't a brand. But then I had to stop myself and tell him that I was not going to have an engagement ring buying discussion with him yet. He laughed, and said "You don't think we were actually shopping for engagement rings today, do you?"<br /><br />You bet I didn't, mister. I'm going to need to try on many more than two rings on that shopping trip! You know, that trip a long time from now when it wouldn't be so crazy soon for that to happen. Right?MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-69889992079651370542010-03-01T16:15:00.006-06:002010-03-01T17:22:39.623-06:00Heart-Shaped World<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpzDa2AI-WBhSVxEQ_OPhkAtVVIXiso31AWCAPZazEbkkz4q8DBCL3G9ac_SwbBKkI26qyLyPdXK2MXpQjraDjHBI3B_C68yaxWKer3HLXkyRLvLeztORCQgmWeHrHi5BmmmIF_SWE9rY/s400/tiffany-and-co-elsa-peretti-open-heart-pendant.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpzDa2AI-WBhSVxEQ_OPhkAtVVIXiso31AWCAPZazEbkkz4q8DBCL3G9ac_SwbBKkI26qyLyPdXK2MXpQjraDjHBI3B_C68yaxWKer3HLXkyRLvLeztORCQgmWeHrHi5BmmmIF_SWE9rY/s400/tiffany-and-co-elsa-peretti-open-heart-pendant.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div>I used to be a person who thought Valentine's Day was silly. I thought it was a fake holiday conjured up by card manufacturers and jewelry dealers to boost first of the year sales.</div><br /><br /><div>And then I received my first ever little blue box. </div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>And then I didn't care about the reason for the gift, I just let myself enjoy it. And it was Good. The end.</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>The beginning? Secret Agent Man is a marathoner. He signed up for the Valentine's Day Austin Marathon months ago, before he even met me. A couple of weeks before V-Day, we circled around the idea of what to do that weekend. I told him: no fancy dinner out. No big deals. Let's just eat cheesecake in our pajamas! Who doesn't want to just eat cheesecake in their pajamas?</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>He kept asking me, though. I kept telling him. Meanwhile, I started to worry about the gift situation. Should it be a joke gift holiday? Was he going to get all serious on me? I decided to hedge my bets, and went for both. Gift #1 was a ninja weapon--brass knuckles with a pop-out knife. It's. . .a little hard to explain. Gift #2 took some work on my part. I bought a small (3x5) leather joural. I make a list of my 100 favorite things about him, and wrote each on a page in the journal. I walked around for days, just grinning like an idiot while I thought about things for the list. Try it out sometime--making that long of a list isn't easy, but it's really fun.</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>We kicked off the weekend with brunch on Saturday with his sister and niece. I was on a mission to win over the sister, since I wasn't exactly feeling the love from her. I know how it is; I could like my own sister-in-law more than I do. (And, incidentally, my experience with Secret Agent Man's sister is a good learning experience for me in how I should/could be a better SIL to my brother's wife.) S had put together some Valentine's Day gifts for his niece, who is three and a half. He'd showed me the gifts the night before, but what I didn't realize is that he had also put together a present to her from ME. That's right, he split up the stuff he'd bought her--like a sparkly pen and some stickers, fun little girl kid stuff--wrapped it up in two packages, and put my name on one of them. Seriously man, that's the only Valentine's surprise I needed! </div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>Saturday night was low-key in preparation for the race early the next morning. And by 8am the next morning, I was shivering on the sidewalk with a "MORE COWBELL!" sign, waiting for him to run past. I hooked up with his sister (+ her husband + daughter) at the prearranged time and place, and we cheered him on together. In fact, we cheered everyone on! It turns out marathon runners love the "MORE COWBELL!" People were giving me the thumbs up and shouting at me--I ended up shouting "MORE COWBELL!" at more people than I could count.</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>Did I mention that I had also obtained a cowbell, which his sister or niece was happy to bang all day long? Awesome! (Really!)</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>We met him three times total, before the finish line. At the third stop (coveniently right outside his front door), I realized I needed to unload all the candy he'd packed for me to hand out. He'd bought three bags of individually-wrapped treats and a bag of pretzels, and told he me didn't want any leftovers. It turns out, runners want a little boost of sweet or salty energy when they're racing. Every time we saw him, we cheered extra, but also gave him treats. I remembered him telling me about a previous marathon, where some folks made a funny sign that all the runners were talking about afterwards. And that's how I ended up standing on a corner with a sign that said "STRANGER WITH CANDY." I held up the sign and held out a bag of candy, and people loved me! Of course, sister was still working the "MORE COWBELL." Good stuff for bettering, indeed! Every single person who saw us smiled--some laughed, more than one told me I was who their mama warned them about, and many took candy or a pretzel. I felt the love and spread the love!</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>Have I mentioned that I was wearing a shirt he'd bought me at the runner expo the day prior? It is black, and in red letters across the front it says "Badass." I want to wear it every day.</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>How could my Valentine's Day get any better?</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>First, it got a little less good. After he stormed the finish line, sister called a couple of their best girlfriends and herded us all over to PF Chang's. I'd been up since six in the morning, standing in the streets in my Badass shirt; do you think I was PF Chang's material? I was not, but I also hadn't just killed a marathon, so I went along.</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>And here's the thing about the girls: the four of them (S, sister, girls) all know each other really well and are best friends. The Girls main job in life seems to be drinking and being cool. Seriously. One of them is dating/has dated/sleeps with occasionally (I don't know which, or if it's all of the above) a fairly well-known--okay, let's say famous--fella from Austin. Both of them had just woken up (note: it was approximately 1pm) after three days of drinking that had included a Hill Country wine tour. Yet, they were still cooler than me and looked cuter than me. I feel like a dorky little sister when I'm with them. The Girls make no effort to include me, although one of them is nicer to me than the other, who mostly ignores me. I need to figure out The Girls. </div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>I felt tired and a little cranky after lunch. I insisted on walking to my car while S drove Sister & The Girls to their cars. I just wanted to go home and take a shower. On my way home, S called and we decided to meet up in a few hours at my house for dinner. One delightfully hot shower later, and I felt slightly less tired and cranky. But an hour later he called me: Mr. Marathon was having trouble moving off his own couch. He offered to handle dinner. Could I go to his place? I could; I did.</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>I arrived to a heart-shaped Mangia pizza, a big salad, and cheesecake. But he wouldn't let me get started until he gave me my present; he'd been excited about it since the day before when I told him he had to wait a day to give it to me. He had me close my eyes, hold out my hands. . .</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>It felt like a small, light bag. It was a small, blue bag. <a href="http://www.tiffany.com/?origref=http%3a%2f%2fwww.google.com%2fsearch%3fhl%3den%26source%3dhp%26q%3dtiffany%2527s%26aq%3df%26aqi%3dg10%26aql%3d%26oq%3d&siteid=1">Tiffany</a>. Tiffany!! If you saw my Las Vegas "photo essay," you may have noticed a pic of Tiffany & Co. That would be because we stopped in to a store while we were there, and as a lark I tried on something very very shiny and expensive. Like, five figures expensive. That's a story for another time. I knew when I pulled the little blue box out of the bag that it wouldn't contain anything like that. Right? </div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>Right! My Valentine gave me a beautiful little heart, on a delicate chain. And I, who used to scoff at Valentine's Day (and jewelry with hearts on it, for that matter), felt my own grinchy heart grow a few sizes. </div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>What could be better than that? When we put on pajamas and ate cheesecake? Well, yes. But also: he told me the Book of Favorites was the best present he'd ever received. No pressure on me when I'm shopping for his birthday gift, right? His birthday is Friday. I have something in the works. It will either be very awesome, or a little weird. Or possibly not quite what I imagined and therefore disappointing to me. Stay tuned.</div>MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-70375669912487220092010-02-17T14:59:00.005-06:002010-02-17T15:21:26.650-06:00Report<a href="http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/2010/01/13/las-vegas.jpeg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/2010/01/13/las-vegas.jpeg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://www.lasvegas-how-to.com/image-files/casino_rio.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 313px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.lasvegas-how-to.com/image-files/casino_rio.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://www.bachelorvegas.com/nightclubs/jpegs/voodoo/Voodoo%20Lounge%20las%20vegas.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 476px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 331px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.bachelorvegas.com/nightclubs/jpegs/voodoo/Voodoo%20Lounge%20las%20vegas.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://artfiles.art.com/5/p/LRG/22/2216/U8LAD00Z/lilo-raymond-unmade-bed.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 310px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 450px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://artfiles.art.com/5/p/LRG/22/2216/U8LAD00Z/lilo-raymond-unmade-bed.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/02/starbucks.gif"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 358px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 365px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/02/starbucks.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://www.vegashotelcodes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/paris-hotel-big.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 350px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 292px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.vegashotelcodes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/paris-hotel-big.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://www.lasvegastourism.com/Casinos/planet-hollywood.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 600px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.lasvegastourism.com/Casinos/planet-hollywood.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/nevada/las-vegas/images/s/bellagio-hotel-las-vegas.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 415px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 332px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/nevada/las-vegas/images/s/bellagio-hotel-las-vegas.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://www.nyc-architecture.com/MID/049-Tiffanys.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 289px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 432px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.nyc-architecture.com/MID/049-Tiffanys.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://www.tasty-italian-cooking.com/images/dinner-table.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.tasty-italian-cooking.com/images/dinner-table.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://www.exploringlasvegas.com/nightclubs/vanity/vanity-nightclub.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 590px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 393px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.exploringlasvegas.com/nightclubs/vanity/vanity-nightclub.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://cache.marriott.com/propertyimages/o/oolsp/phototour/oolsp_phototour29.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 356px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 247px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://cache.marriott.com/propertyimages/o/oolsp/phototour/oolsp_phototour29.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div><div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-46067319766161160012010-02-02T17:02:00.003-06:002010-02-17T16:40:44.013-06:00I Am In Love<a href="http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products/8/optimized/228828_fpx.tif?"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 328px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products/8/optimized/228828_fpx.tif?" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><p>I am in love. . .</p><p>with my new bed!</p><p>As of a couple of weeks ago, I'd finally saved enough pennies to buy a new mattress set. The bed I've been sleeping on for the past year or so is a mattress set I bought in 1997. Granted, I haven't been sleeping on it continuously since then, but seriously? I was done.</p><p>Picking out a new mattress was easy. Go to store, feel silly for laying down on mattresses fully dressed in public, repeat.</p><p>But I had a harder time when it came to bedding. I went up a size on my mattress, and needed to replace my old bedding. I still haven't painted my bedroom yet, though, so I was feeling overwhelmed with choices.</p><p>Until I was out shopping, and walked by this display. I actually gasped! Love! I can buy accent pillows to coordinate with my eventual wall color, and the charcoal grey with the different patterns just fills me with happy. My new sheets are light grey, and look great with the rest of the set. Another bonus? It's white sale time, and all the various pieces were on sale. Win! </p><p>ETA: My lovely new bedding is from Macy's, and it's "Hotel Collection" brand.</p>MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-52382890942720664092010-01-19T11:30:00.005-06:002010-01-21T15:08:13.147-06:00Rock 'n Roll LifestyleAll of a sudden, I've gone on 13 dates with my Secret Agent Man. It seems I've gotten myself into a <em>boyfriend</em> situation. Since the email I sent my girlfriends to brag about my fun recent three-day weekend was like eleventy billion screens long, how 'bout I just hit the high points?<br /><br /><br /><br />Date #4: Afternoon movie date, thought he might not be <em>in to me</em>. Brought a can of whipped cream in my purse to the theatre, and we bought a tiny pie nearby to garnish our whip during the movie. He ate a garlicky dinner afterwards, and joked about ruining his chances of making out with me later. Turns out he wasn't joking; I got a peck at the end of the evening.<br /><br /><br />Date #5: Operation Take Out & Make Out. Is this guy <em>in to me</em>? Time to find out. I headed over to his place for movies & Mama Fu's. I sat in the middle of the couch. Come hither attempts ignored, perhaps he was too busy working up the courage to ask me out on a NYE date? Time to find more cocktail attire!<br /><br /><br />Date #6: NYE! Some high points I already shared with the internet:<br /><br />* Since my date had already seen my best cocktail dress, I shopped around and found a new one for 70% off the day before New Year's Eve. I felt like a million bucks.<br /><br />* The fancy party we attended had not one, but TWO, cover bands and they seemed to mainly focus on beloved songs of the 80's.<br /><br />* I think we drank all the gin & tonic in Austin. Whoops!<br /><br />* There was an area at the party for prom style pictures. For some reason, the photographer took like 30 pics of us. My funny date told the photo organizer lady that we just met that night, and if things work out we're planning to use those photos for next year's Christmas card.<br /><br />* People watching at the party was a definite highlight. You know, if you ever start to think you've had a lot of drinks, it might make you feel better to note that you're not one of the women who walked into the (public) bathroom barefoot and proceeded to make shoes from paper towels.<br /><br /><br />One of my best NYE ever. And, uhhh, rendered any scheming for make out time unnecessary. Oh yeah!<br /><br /><br />Date #7: <a href="http://vinovinotx.wordpress.com/">Vino Vino</a>. Neither of us had been there before. Evidently, we decided to show up on Hipsters with Ironic Moustaches Night. They were everywhere! Either that, or S and I are magnets for good people watching.<br /><br /><br />Date #8: Watching the National Championship Game at <a href="http://www.waterlooicehouse.com/">Waterloo</a>. Here's where I realize that I am totally okay and fully on board with S ordering a variety of appetizers for sharing. He's done it before (date #1's sushi selection, date #7's apps) but this time I finally realized he pays attention to what I'm thinking about ordering for myself and plans accordingly. Another reason he's awesome.<br /><br /><br />Date #9: I'm calling this a date even though we ended up not going anywhere. It was a Saturday night, and I had a book club meeting. He had "plans he made a while back." Except he ended up canceling his plans and I headed his direction after my meeting. We hung out at his house, which smelled deliciously of jambalaya. I don't want to say he cooked me dinner, since he knew around what time I'd show up (10pm), but he did ask if I'd eaten.<br /><br /><br />Date #10: It was a Tuesday. I'd had a crappy day at work, and was ready to go home, lay on my couch, and groan softly. But then he texted me to see if I was free and wanted to meet for dinner! His regular Tuesday night work out was off. He'd had a crappy day, too. One dinner at <a href="http://www.mandolasmarket.com/">Mandola's</a>, a bottle of wine, and good conversation later, we were both in much-improved moods. Did I mention there was gelato?<br /><br /><br />Date #11: Also known as the three-day weekend date bonanza kick-off date. We'd been talking about Sandra Bullock after seeing her on Jay Leno on date #10, and decided to dine at <a href="http://www.bessbistro.com/">Bess</a>. We arrived to a 30 - 45 minute wait, and settled at the bar to make <a href="http://cocktails.about.com/od/rumreviews/r/cable_car.htm">good</a> <a href="http://cocktails.about.com/od/ginrecipes/r/gin_rickey.htm">use</a> of our time. Lo and behold, a couple of S's friends were seated at the bar. We said hello; the fella started to try and remind me of the last time I met him. Ummm, nope, that must have been the last blonde. We returned to our seats, and new details emerged. Evidently, not all of S's friends knew that a) he was no longer dating the last gal he dated and b) that he was dating someone new. Surprise! But we invited them to join us for dinner, and I joined the lady half of the couple in the ladies room for a quick pow-wow at her request. A fun time for all, despite the initial awkwardness, and I liked them.<br /><br />Date #12: Sometimes, I wake up in the morning and can't even begin to imagine what the rest of the day will hold. This date included an Alamo Drafthouse movie (Youth in Revolt), a Thrill Show at the Tattoo Convention, a Roller Derby Bout, and take out chinese food at nearly 9pm. I could never have guessed I'd be leading such a rock n' roll life!<br /><br />My Secret Agent Man has a sister. A sister who did not know of my existence until Date #11. . .as she is also good friends with the surprise double-date couple. Well, I don't know if the lady half of that couple called the sister the next morning, but S certainly did. He wanted to break the news before he got in trouble for not sharing news. Especially since Sister <em>loved</em> the ex, and wanted her to be The One for S. I almost wish he hadn't told me that piece of information. Don't know exactly how their conversation worked out for him, but I do know that she evidently gave the okay for him to ask me on Date #13: Sister's Birthday Party. And apparently once you go on 12 or so dates with a fella (many of which lasted 6 - 15 hours), it's time for a talk. A status report. Which is how I agreed to give up my amateur status and move in to Girlfriend territory.<br /><br />Date #13: Sister's birthday party was at a secret sushi place, which has weekly Monday night karaoke. The place is tiny, so if you're bringing a party of 12, you want to show up early and camp out. And eat $600 worth of sushi + drinks. This place is so secret that I doubt I could ever find it again on my own. That much fun tucked away in a strip center? Didn't seem possible, but it was. <br /><br />Sister wasn't exactly super friendly to me upon arrival, but at the end of the evening she did give me a hug. Of course, she was hammered at the end of the evening. Surely she'll come around, right? My relationship with my own brother's wife suggests otherwise, but we'll see how it goes. Perhaps I need a little lesson in my life about this topic. I get it, I get it!<br /><br />Did I mention that I have a <em>boyfriend</em>?? A year ago (almost exactly) when the X and I decided to divorce, I often couldn't see past the end of the day I was struggling through. These days, I'm excited to see what my future holds. Good stuff indeed, friends.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-13301527965066636332010-01-07T14:12:00.003-06:002010-01-08T16:35:43.863-06:00Confession TimeI was a little drunk when I last posted.<br /><br /><br />It was in the wee hours, after our third date, and I needed a few minutes to chug some water before retiring for the evening. If I'd been more sober, or less tired, I might have mentioned. . .<br /><br /><br />When planning the evening, we had to have a talk about who would be buying dinner. I started the discussion by telling S that I wanted to buy him dinner, and he admitted that one of his favorite things is picking up the check. It makes him feel good to be generous. I think that's awesome, and I really appreciate that quality, but as it turns out, I feel the same way. I like to be the one to treat, too. I managed to convince him to let me take him to <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/north-austin">NoRTH</a> before the hockey game, where I enjoyed some tasty pork chops and he ordered his own pizza. That's right--I avoided a garlic-y dinner in hopes of smooching later.<br /><br /><br />After dinner, on the way to the car, I started quizzing S about the <a href="http://www.texasstarshockey.com/">hockey</a> game. He's from the midwest; I grew up in Austin. The closest I've been to a hockey game was in high school when we played Juniors vs. Seniors broom ball at Northcross Mall. I wondered if the hockey arena would be cold, and he told me not to worry about it because he brought gloves for me. I misunderstood at first, thinking he might be loaning me his own gloves. Nope, he'd brought me my own pair. <swoon><br /><br /><br />The game ended pretty early. What to do at 9:30 on a Saturday night? Neither of us had been to a particular bar near my house, so the choice was made. And that bar? Best! Decision! Ever! Saturday night is karaoke night. Saturday night is also a freak show, thanks to an interesting cast of characters:<br /><br /><br />The Pink Lady: wore pink "camoflage," head to toe. She seemed to know all the regulars, and greeted one fella by licking the side of his face, from his chin to his temple. She walked past our table in the back several times, and after one pass-by, S leaned over to me and whispered "She keeps winking at us." I was amused to inform him that she wasn't winking at US.<br /><br /><br />Leather Man: wore leather pants, and a long leather coat. Later in the evening, he sang "Freebird." His mullet was scragglin' down to the middle of his back.<br /><br /><br />The Missing Link: Two mustached men in their 50's arrived, and sat down at a big table near us. Soon after their arrival, a lady came over and gave them each a hug. She danced with one of them. (Yes, to the karaoke songs.) She came back to the table and kissed the other dude full on the mouth. Then she danced with the dude she kissed. She came back to the table and played a little grab-ass with the second dude. Then they all left together. Someone at our table may have made a "free moustache rides" joke. I'm too much of a lady to name names.<br /><br /><br />The Dancer: One gal seemed to want to pick up the dude at the table in front of us. She brought him a drink, and talked to him for a while. I realized she'd had more than just the one drink when she decided to start dancing by herself next to his table. Her big move involved bending over to give the floor up close jazz hands. Her big move revealed an expanse of her back. . .and a good few inches of granny panties sticking up above the waistline of her jeans.<br /><br /><br />The Parisian: An older fella wearing a denim jacket with "Hard Rock Cafe Paris" stamped on the back. His toupee was sightly askew, and he was the recipient of the full face lick from the Pink Lady.<br /><br /><br />Every time we thought we'd seen all of the strange folks wandering around, someone new arrived. Like people watching? The bar near my house is the place to be on a Saturday night. I'm a little surprised we haven't been back since then.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-78191395286193269082009-12-20T03:00:00.001-06:002009-12-20T03:01:54.544-06:00SeriouslyHe brought me a pair of gloves to wear during the hockey game.<br /><br />Seriously?<br /><br />Swoon worthy, my friends.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-86658277742600223882009-12-15T15:00:00.009-06:002009-12-15T16:11:54.158-06:00Turn You Inside OutAn excerpt from my email to a few friends on Monday: <div><div></div><br /><div>"I don't know if it was S in his tuxedo telling me how fantastic I looked all evening, the big glass of gin & tonic I drank, or the little goodnight smooch I got, but this morning I woke up with my pajamas on inside out."</div><div></div><br /><div>Really, what else is there to report? </div><div></div><br /><div>I suppose there are a few additional details.</div><a href="http://bananarepublic.gap.com/Asset_Archive/BRWeb/Assets/Product/742/742350/main/br742350-00p01v01.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 260px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 345px" alt="" src="http://bananarepublic.gap.com/Asset_Archive/BRWeb/Assets/Product/742/742350/main/br742350-00p01v01.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div></div><br /><div>Let's start with this little beauty, the right hand ring. When I went shopping last week, I decided to search out a little bling to jazz up my black cocktail dress. The dress has a v-neck, and I didn't have a necklace that felt fancy enough. </div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>At the store, I started trying on a few things on, but a saleslady saw me floundering and took pity on me. Turns out she is the accessories guru at the store, and I hit a home run with her on my team.</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>First, she found a black v-neck dress for me to change into. Then, she started getting out the sparklies. I may have tried on every necklace in the store. Nothing was right. Other gals who were out shopping were coming over and commenting. Sales ladies were placing their votes. Accessory Guru even took off her own necklace for me to try on. Still: meh. But then she found this ring in the back of the drawer. Love! I've been wearing my precious most evenings after work, around the house. I'm actively seeking other opportunities to showcase my new lovely.</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Also, I purchased hair spray for the first time in my adult life. I don't know, I plead temporary insanity and an accessory high for leading me into the Aveda store. Surely, they'd have some options other than whatever shellac was used on my actual prom hairdo? I threw myself on the mercy of the clerk again, who recommended a spray that isn't sticky or stiff and should just lightly cradle my hair into place. It did, and my hair was appropriately tossled and only slightly voluminous.</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>It's hard to take a picture of yourself when you're racing around the house, trying to get pretty on time. Just imagine that I looked better than ever. Modesty prevents me from repeating the shower of compliments I received throughout the evening, but I certainly felt like a million bucks.</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>I got a call from S when I was in the final stages of fancifying. His sister-in-law and her friend decided to attend the party, and would be meeting us for a pre-party drink. I wish I had a picture of my face when he divulged this information. As it turns out, I was glad to know a couple of additional people at the party. They were both friendly and nice to me, and I only caught S giving her a "shut up" look once or twice. I liked how she wasn't afraid to bust his chops a little bit, and he seemed to enjoy and tolerate a little good-natured ribbing. He big brothers her--she's about 10 years younger than him--even though they aren't actually related, and I thought that was pretty cute.</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>We'd been at the party a while when he pulled me aside, out of a conversation where I'd been nodding and smiling along to a stranger's story I didn't 100% understand. He wanted me to know that he appreciated my being a good sport, and wanted to make sure I was having fun. He also wanted to tell me that he didn't want to make any assumptions, but that he'd already bought hockey tickets for us for next weekend. </div><div><br /></div><div>I wonder if it would be weird to wear my new ring to a hockey game?</div></div>MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-46130080697764618682009-12-10T15:32:00.007-06:002009-12-10T16:21:26.815-06:00That Second Step Can Be a Doozy<a href="http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa292/mrsmonkey04/SR-Prom-2.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 199px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 423px" alt="" src="http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa292/mrsmonkey04/SR-Prom-2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I had an email from S on Tuesday morning, inviting me to prom.</div><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>That's right, the clever fella emailed me to let me know that he thought a six hour first date was a good thing, and that it might be a little premature, but he wanted to know if I'd go to prom with him. And by that, he meant a holiday cocktail party this weekend where he'll be wearing a tuxedo. A tuxedo that he owns.</div><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>It's like my letter to Santa was re-routed to him! Would I like to see him in a tuxedo and wear a fancy dress? Indeed I would. He joked about letting him know what color dress/outfit I'd be wearing so he could get an appropriate corsage, so I felt like I should let him know that if we were attending my actual prom, I would be wearing a hot pink dress that included both sequins and taffeta. And an enormous pile of hair. Seriously, that thing attached to the back of my head looks like a nest! If I recall correctly, the hairdresser pulled my hair into a ponytail and then curled/teased my hair out and bobby pinned it down to the back of my head. I had to wash my hair three times to be able to just get a comb through it afterwards. Good times.</div><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>He told me a little bit more about the party yesterday, and said he thinks it will probably be fun, but a little strange. Friends, "fun, but a little strange" is pretty much in the top five on a list of ways I'd describe myself. Also on that list: "slightly terrified about attending a party with 40+ strangers on a second date." At least I'll look cute. . .allegedly. </div><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Last night, I delved into my closet to see if I had any options. I found three black cocktail dresses, one of which I'd totally forgotten about. The first one is a cute shift dress I bought years ago. I know it's from a while back because the size of the dress is two entire sizes smaller than the size of the pants I'm wearing today. A try-on attempt revealed that I am currently too bootylicious to wear it in public. Good to know. The second option is an adorable dress that I have never even worn. It's the same dress my bridesmaids wore in my wedding, from White House Black Market. It's strapless, with a scalloped hem. Very Audrey Hepburn in my mind. The bodice was tight enough that I felt indecent. I don't need to spend the evening worrying that anything is about to bust out, if you know what I mean. Option three might be a winner: I bought it to wear to a black tie wedding, and it fits like a dream. I do wish the skirt part were a little shorter--it hits along the bottom of my knee. Lucky for me, the internet has been very helpful in recommending accessories, so I think I can jazz up what would otherwise be a little bit boring.</div><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Of course, if my letter to Santa was actually involved in the planning of this evening, I'd be wearing a smokin' hot red dress bought on super sale and have the body to match. A gal can dream, right? </div>MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-42926292314904896572009-12-07T10:20:00.003-06:002009-12-07T11:40:24.920-06:00Yeah, That HappenedYesterday was my first date in a loooong time.<br /><br /><br />S and I decided to meet (<em>for the first time in person</em>) at the <a href="http://www.draughthouse.com/">Draught House</a>, and I rolled through the parking lot right at 4 o'clock on the dot. The tiny parking lot was full, and I noticed a guy from work standing outside and drinking a beer with a few other people. The guy, who I'll call Chuck, didn't see me roll throught the lot, and I didn't see S, so I went ahead and found a parking space on the street. I texted S to let him know I'd arrived and was on my way in, as I was then three minutes late.<br /><br /><br />I rounded the corner into the parking lot, and saw S standing in the doorway. Chuck's group was between us, and Chuck hollered "Hi Guava!" as I approached. I waved at S, and yelled hello to Chuck. Chuck followed up with a rowdy"What are you up to?" I yelled back "I'm on a date!" and pointed at S, who was now walking towards me.<br /><br /><br />And then it happened.<br /><br /><br />Chuck yelled "Where's your hubby??"<br /><br /><br />That's right. I'm meeting a dude for the first time, on my first date in over ten years, and some jackass is hollering at me across a freakin' parking lot about the whereabouts of a husband belonging to me.<br /><br /><br />I'm surprised I survived the wave of shock and embarrassment that consumed me.<br /><br /><br />I tried to play it cool, as I gave S an awkward hug and made some sort of not-very-snappy comeback for Chuck. Inside, I tried to overcome the horror by making fun of the situation, and I think I handled it okay. At least S didn't suck down his beer, make an excuse, and leave me sitting in the Draught House.<br /><br /><br />Instead, we spent the next six (!!) hours together. The first 3 and a half hours were spent drinking, and talking, and laughing. I wasn't drunk, and I don't think S was, either, but after we each finished our third pint, I felt like a fourth may have put me past my first date comfort zone of sobriety. We decided to adjourn to a sushi place in the Triangle, and met up there. I managed not to drop any soy sauce or sushi down the front of my sweater, which I consider a personal triumph.<br /><br />At the end of the evening, he walked me to my car, and asked me to text him when I arrived home so he knew I made it safely. He gave me a hug, and I hit the road. My follow-up text thanked him again for a fun evening, and told him I enjoyed spending six hours with him. He responded that a long date equaled a good date in this case. Awww! <br /><br />Yet, I have no idea if I'll hear from him again. Don't guys usually say something like "Let's do this again!" or "I'll call/email/text you next week"? He's a little hard for me to read. Several times throughout the evening, he made comments about how I seemed to have all the right answers or it was like I was reading his mind. Yet, there were also a few mildly uncomfortable pauses where I wondered if he wished he could figure out a way to wrap up the date. <br /><br />On the other hand, I didn't say anything about getting together a second time, either. I felt like I had already been a little more forward than normal to get to the date; after he and I emailed several times, and I didn't hear from him for a week, I called him. At the end of that call, he said he'd email me to find a time to get together, and I didn't really think I'd hear from him again. But, sure enough, he emailed me the next morning, and out we went. The waiting game is back on!MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-84883287558397497582009-12-04T11:41:00.003-06:002009-12-04T11:51:38.202-06:00Fun Five for FridayI woke up this morning in a toasty cocoon of electric blanket goodness. I slept better last night than I have all week!<br /><br />Morning traffic was light, I think due to "Blizzard" 2009 warnings. It's a good thing, too, because I didn't exactly get out of bed in a timely manner today. (See above.)<br /><br />The cute kid at work brought me a delicious chai latte from Starbucks. He was wearing a scarf. I swooned a little.<br /><br />I am making a list (of Christmas gifts to buy) and checking it twice. Shopping starts this weekend, and I'm excited about it.<br /><br />I may have a date this weekend.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-5743577369036110492009-11-12T11:33:00.004-06:002009-11-12T12:07:11.691-06:00The Lucky OnesMany years ago, I won a happy hour and show tickets for myself and 9 of my friends at a comedy club downtown that had just opened and was trying to generate business. I can't even remember the name of the place--only that it ended up closing pretty quickly--but I found a show I wanted to see and invited my friends. <br /><br />Sadly, the act we saw that evening has long since disbanded. Our entertainment for the evening was <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Steamy-Monday-Impromptones/dp/B00000IM1M">The Impromptones</a>, a group of three or four fellas who did improv comedy in song. Prior to the comedy portion of the evening, we indulged ourselves in the happy hour portion of the evening; the club had given me 20 drink tickets--two each for the group. Except that a couple of my friends ended up not being able to make it at the last minute, so we redistributed their tickets. As I recall, I was all too willing to take one (<em>or three</em>) for the team, and by the time the show started, I was quite happy indeed.<br /><br />Often, improv comedy takes suggestions from the audience, or asks the audience to participate in some way. So when The Impromptones asked where the beautiful people were sitting that night, the vodka in my veins directed me to point at our group with both hands in the air. One of the guys came over with a microphone and asked me if I had any good luck charms. I must have looked confused (<em>actually, I was just drunk</em>) because he rephrased the question: <em>if I had a job interview, what would I be sure to take with me for good luck?</em><br /><br />My good luck underwear, of course.<br /><br />Of course! Of course I would choose that moment to reveal the secret of my good luck underwear to seven of my friends and the entire comedy club. Thank you, vodka. <br /><br />Sensing a comedy goldmine--or possibly just realizing that I had imbibed in some truth serum--the comedy dude pursued his line of questioning to it's natural conclusions. <em>If I had good luck underwear, did I also have bad luck underwear?</em><br /><br />Yes, yes I did.<br /><br />I thought one of my friends was going to puke from laughing so hard. I tried to just stop talking, but as it turns out, drunken Guava sitting in a spotlight faced with a man with a microphone is a recipe for no-holds-barred personal revalations. He asked another question: <em>if some of my underwear was bad luck, why did I keep it?</em><br /><br />Well, because I want to give it another chance. Another chance to become good luck underwear.<br /><br />That's right, friends. Not only am I a weirdo who has good and bad luck underwear, I like to give my bad luck underwear another chance. And I was helpless to stop myself from telling what seemed like the entire world right then.<br /><br />The Impromptones went on to sing a hilarious song about good luck underwear and bad luck underwear, and I admit I laughed until I cried. Sure, my face was beet red throughout the song, but at least we all had fun, right? If the number of people who yelled "good luck underwear" at me on my way out of the club that evening is any indication, then we certainly did all have fun.<br /><br />So why would I choose to bring up this secret shame today? As it turns out, I should've done laundry last night. Instead, I was out on the town. . .well, out in another town. . .meeting some awesome fun ladies and having a few drinks. I didn't get drunk, and I don't think I spilled any shameful secrets, but I definitely did not attend to my chore list for the evening.<br /><br />Let's just say I've got my fingers crossed today. Just in case.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-50410063295891222252009-10-29T16:05:00.004-05:002009-10-29T17:13:21.116-05:00Green Light Girl<a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:w7vC1kIZ7c2vuM:http://www.freefoto.com/images/41/13/41_13_73---Green-Traffic-light_web.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 90px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 135px" alt="" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:w7vC1kIZ7c2vuM:http://www.freefoto.com/images/41/13/41_13_73---Green-Traffic-light_web.jpg" border="0" /></a> I've given the green light for set-ups.<br /><br /><br />The last time I was out in the dating world, I was pretty much surrounded by guys. Guys in class (college), guys in bars (drunk), guys on the bus (UT shuttle). It was rainin' men, and I took it for granted.<br /><br /><br />Now, even though I still leave the house pretty much every day, I'm surrounded by the same people most of the time. At work, I do work with mostly men, though not anyone whose friends I'd want to date. Okay, there IS a really cute fella at work. He's five years younger than my fake age (which gets further away from my actual age at every birthday, ha!) and even though I'm not technically his boss, we're on the same team and work together every day. But he's tall, and handsome, and easy to talk to. We like a lot of the same things. Early one morning, he texted me to see if I could give him a ride to work because his truck wasn't running. When he hopped into my car that morning, fresh out of the shower in his freshly pressed white dress shirt, I have to admit that I was a little speechless. The kid was looking goooood.<br /><br /><br />Then I remembered that the kid has a really bad habit of constantly adjusting his, uhh. . .personal business. Evidently, he has some sort of issue or at the very least is unable to purchase appropriately-fitted underwear. And there was that one time when I mentioned Shelley Long, and he didn't know who she was, so I referenced her character on Cheers and he thought that must have been before he was born. Reasons eleventy billion and elevently billion and one that the kid is not for me.<br /><br /><br />I digress. When I'm out in public, I'm generally with married friends, and we're not hanging out in bars lookin' for dudes. If I'm at someone's house for some sort of group event, it's me and the marrieds. Occasionally, one of the husbands will include a single friend, but I've known them long enough to know those single friends are not for me. Y'all can keep your <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0463034/">Dupree</a>.<br /><br />Besides: for the last many years, I didn't want to scope out or figure out how to meet single dudes. And now I realize that my many trips to Home Depot over the last several months aren't exactly like the college days. Not to mention that I am not always looking my best when picking out paint.<br /><br />So, I'm putting the word out on the street. I realized I need to be specific, because apparently there are things that I assumed would go without saying. . .and evidently, they do not. That is, a random guy you see getting into a jaguar at the grocery store does not automatically equal my future husband, <em>MOM</em>. (Disclaimer: neither of my parents are reading this blog as far as I know.)<br /><br />My future husband is tall. I know that many ladies want a fella who is taller than they are, and I am no exception. But, I am also 5'10" barefoot. And I have a propensity for 2 inch heels. I briefly dated a guy in college who was 5'11", and I felt really self-conscious. I like a fella who makes me feel normal-sized, and so that fella must be a minimum of six feet tall. In an ideal world, my future husband is 6'4". People making an effort to set me up have come to expect that my first question will be "<em>how tall is he?</em>"<br /><br />He's a good person, which encompasses a lot of key traits and values that may be hard to define for some people. Basically, I consider a good person to be the kind of guy you'd feel comfortable setting up with your sister. He is respectful, and kind. He has a big heart. He is honest, and he cares. He will be an excellent husband and father.<br /><br />My future husband is ambitious and hard-working. Also: employed. I know the economy is tough, but I think that if he is looking for work, he is not in a mental place to be dating me. I want someone who knows what he wants in life, and is willing to work hard for it. I do not want the guy who said one of the five things he could not live without is a maid. My future husband is smart, and has goals in his career and his life.<br /><br />He is easy-going and knows how to have fun. He may even be young at heart, but not younger than 30 in years. (If he's in his mid-thirties, all the better.) My ideal relationship only has room for one Type A personality, and I pretty much have got that covered. I would love for him to make me laugh, or at least laugh along with me when I'm laughing at myself. <br /><br />I would really like for my future husband to have similar political views as I do. At the very least, it will make things a lot easier for him when he's spending time with my family. I don't care if he isn't very passionate about politics--heck, my ex voted for Perot and only registered to vote in Williamson County after I badgered him into it. But I think if my future husband has similar political views as me, he is likely to have similar values to mine. And if he's the same religion I am, even better. If he isn't religious, okay, but I want him to at least consider and be open to my religious views.<br /><br />My future husband list gets pretty picky after these few major items. But I think I can figure out how much of the rest of the "must have" list is negotiable after a date or two, right?MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-710662842019617572009-10-26T20:03:00.003-05:002009-10-26T20:11:17.601-05:00RefreshMy 730 days have ended, and I've decided to call for a do-over.<br /><br />But, instead of making a big ol' list of "Must DO," I'm thinking about keeping a list of good things I'm doing. I mean, who has time to keep track of how many times per week they're cooking a full meal? Not I, said the fly.<br /><br />Besides, at least 300 of my last 730 days were pretty much the opposite of what I expected. Instead of devoting my time to improving myself, I devoted my time to keeping myself from unraveling. Since I'm feeling pretty good on the "holding it together" front, I'm ready to get to the good stuff.<br /><br />Introducing: Good Stuff for Bettering.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-88163001361025176252009-10-06T13:25:00.003-05:002009-10-06T14:09:34.989-05:00UnsolicitedSometimes, my Dad randomly mentions things that are on his mind.<br /><br />Dad: You know, a first date is a lot like a job interview. You may not necessarily want the job, but it's good to get more information before you decide.<br /><br />Me: So Mom mentioned the guy with the crazy ex who may have asked me on a lunch date? <br /><br />Dad: It might be good to get more information. <br /><br />Me: Dad, let's just say this is a "job" I know I don't want. <br /><br />Dad: But. . .free lunch, right?<br /><br />Me: A wise person once told me nothing in life is free, <em>DAD</em>.<br /><br />*****<br /><br />I emailed James on Sunday evening:<br /><br />James,<br /><br />You're right, (noting the cheesey joke I'd made about lunch place.) haha!<br /><br />I actually don't get over to (lunch place) very often. I'm one of those lame people who brings their lunch and works through at their desk. . .anything I can do to try and wrap things up before dark. You know how it is in today's economic times: more work for fewer folks.<br /><br />Anyway, I'm keeping an eye on the MRSG calendar--hopefully I get out to another event soon.<br /><br />GuavaGal<br /><br />*****<br /><br />In retrospect, I see that I have not been up front enough about not wanting to spend time with him on a one-on-one basis. Why did I throw in the part about the single group calendar and going to another event? And since when do I talk about the economy with people I barely know?<br /><br />He responded the next morning:<br /><br />GuavaGal,<br /><br />Good to hear from you! (More kidding around about an item at the lunch place.)<br /><br />So, no (lunch place) dining for you? Well, if you change your mind, give me a call. here's my work number (work phone number).<br /><br />James<br /><br />*****<br /><br />I picked up lunch to go from (lunch place) yesterday. Yeah, I was in a hurry yesterday morning to get to work for an early meeting and didn't have time to put together my own lunch at home. I was totally paranoid the entire time that he'd be there. I was <em>fast</em>. <br /><br />I'm not going to respond to his email. If I go to another event, and he's there. . .well, I'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163529560315697135.post-24959417244360408012009-10-02T16:27:00.003-05:002009-10-02T16:45:44.721-05:00UGHI have five non-work email addresses. Yes, I'm aware that's more than the average person might use, but here's the break-down:<br /><br />1 email address linked to my former (married) nest name<br /><br />1 email address linked to my new (now divorced) nest name<br /><br />1 email address from when I first started gmail , which includes my real first name and my real maiden name (and where I get a lot of email for other ladies with that name--I call us <a href="http://mrsmonkeyproject.blogspot.com/2008/09/other.html#comments">Valerie Jones</a>)<br /><br />1 email address that I switched to when I got married, and includes my married last name<br /><br />1 email address that is similar to my real first name & maiden name, which I use for facebook and when meeting new people (i.e. the group I recently dined with)<br /><br />Perhaps you see where this is going?<br /><br />James (with the crazy ex) from the dinner party emailed me yesterday. <br /><br />Let me back up a little bit: at the dinner party, everyone talked a little bit about where they work. Turns out James and I work within a couple of blocks of each other. So during dinner, he mentioned that he often eats at a place close to our offices, and I made a lame joke about the place because I go there sometimes, too.<br /><br />So his email mentioned the lame joke I made & suggested we meet there for lunch sometime since we both work so close. (sigh) I don't want to have lunch with him! Sure, he could just be suggesting a friendly non-date-like lunch. But. . .I don't really see myself being friends with the dude. And, I always eat lunch at my desk and work through--that way, I get out of the office a little earlier in the evenings than I would otherwise. UGH!<br /><br />I have really got to be more careful when & where I put out the Single Lady vibe.MrsMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06343385631368371915noreply@blogger.com1